Friday, March 28, 2014
Frank Sam went to heaven, but apparently Sam Frank led a life that was not as chaste, for he ended up in Hell. After a few weeks, Frank Sam began to miss his life long friend so he went to Saint Peter and asked if he could go down and visit him in Hell. Saint Peter, after much discussion agreed, but told Frank Sam he must be back before midnight. The Pearly Gates closed at the last strike of the clock, and if he wasn't back he would have to remain in Hell forever..
Frank grabbed his harp and went to visit Sam. When he got down there, he discovered that Sam Frank was doing OK in Hell. He was the manager of a disco. The two old friends had a wonderful time together. They spent the day playing duets, and that night, they danced and partied in the disco. Suddenly Frank Sam heard the clock begin to strike midnight. He ran out of the disco and flew back to heaven as fast as he could. He barely made it in before the gates closed.
Soon after he arrived, he gasped and desperately started searching for Saint Peter. When he found him, he told Saint Peter that he had to go back to Hell right away. When Saint Peter asked why, Frank Sam began to wail, "I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco..."
Ha ha. As I head off to "San Francisco" have a great day!
R. K. Avery
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
I am honored to host a guest post on my blog with author, Lauren Carr. Here is a little bit about her:
How Bloody Is Your Mystery? How Much Violence is Too Much
Is your book suitable for a twelve-year old?
A couple years ago, I had written a play, which was performed at a local dinner theater. Of course, my books were on sale at the theater, and I was thrilled to be asked to sign copies for members of the audience.
At one point, a woman asked me to sign It's Murder, My Son for her granddaughter. "Is it suitable for a twelve-year old?"
"Why of course," I replied without hesitation and signed away.
Moments later, a friend who had been standing nearby chewed me out. My books, she asserted, are not suitable for twelve-year olds. They include murder in them.
Gee, I thought, the grandmother had to already know the book had murder in it. First Clue: It's Murder, My Son.
I'm not the person to ask about if a murder mystery is suitable for a twelve-year old. My mother read Perry Mason to me at bedtime. I was reading Earl Stanley Gardner and Agatha Christie by the time I was ten-years old.
When asked if my books are suitable for twelve-year olds, I scan the contents in my mind:
Sex? Yes, there is premarital sex, but it all happens behind closed doors. What happens behind the closed door is left up to the reader's imagination.
Violence? Yes, people are killed. They are murder mysteries. But I don't have body parts and blood flying all over the place.
Swearing? Not unless it is suitable to that particular character. None of my main characters use foul language.
I have determined that my books are clean, and several reviewers have done so as well. Numerous reviewers have expressed relief. One reviewer said in a 5-star review on Amazon: "It is refreshing to be able to read a nice mystery that does NOT contain foul language or sex."
Selecting a murder mystery for a twelve-year old is a difficult task.
First, we need to look at the twelve-year old in question. How sophisticated is this pre-teenager? The daughter of this friend who chastised me has a very sheltered life. However, I know other twelve year olds who have read all of the Twilight series. Does the child in question watch CSI on television, or is she still into The Big Red Dog on PBS? That's something the author at a book event can't answer.
A parent can't simply go by the genre tag of "Mystery." Beneath the genre of mystery, there is a whole breakdown of sub-genres, too many for me to post here. So, whether it be for a pre-teenager or yourself if you are squeamish about gore and violence -- when looking for a mystery you need to look closely at the book and the sub-genre it falls under.
When considering what type of murder mystery is suitable for a pre-teenager, I suggest looking at the book's focus.
Is the plot line focused on the murder or the mystery of solving the murder? I have found that some mystery sub-genres focus on the puzzle of solving the murder, like my Mac Faraday Mysteries and Lovers in Crime Mysteries. Authors of these books seek to challenge their readers to solve the murder before the killer is revealed. Not only does the protagonist need to solve the puzzle to catch the killer, but they are also challenged in catching the killer in such a way that the evidence will stand up in court and the killer doesn't walk away.
Cozies are almost always a safe bet. The general rule for a cozy mystery: Amateur Investigator and murder happens off-stage. Among the cozies, you can find further sub-categories, which have become sub-genres of their own: bumbling detective, furry detective (I guess Gnarly can be called a furry detective), culinary detective, and hobby mysteries. If the twelve year old has a particular hobby, most likely you can find a cozy mystery in that area. There are tons of other murder mysteries under this sub-genre.
Other mystery sub-genres focus on the murder itself. In an effort to thrill their readers, authors will push the envelope with graphic murders, which will happen "on-stage." They will contain scenes of torture or rape. Many times, these mysteries will also contain graphic sex, which may also happen "on-stage" and foul language. Like amusement parks constantly coming out with the next biggest baddest roller coaster to outdo their last one, authors of these types of mysteries are challenged with each book to make it more suspenseful and sensational than the last one. Generally, many mysteries that fit into this category will be stalker, serial killer books, and police procedurals. These graphic murder mysteries will be bloody and violent -- not suitable for twelve year olds, in my opinion.
Notice, I said generally.
The wave of authors publishing independently of commerical publishes has freed mystery writers from writing inside a box forcing them to stick to the rules of genres and sub-genres. For example, I have had reviewers refer to my books as "gritty cozies".
Because some murders do happen on-stage, they are grittier. However, I make an effort to make these murders quick and "polite".
How do you pick a mystery for a twelve-year old?
Think about the child in question. Find out what he or she is reading now. If she's reading Fifty Shades of Grey, then anything goes and you have nothing to worry about (literature-wise, that is).
Take a look at the book you are considering. Read the book description and study the cover. These are both good indicators for the tone of the book. Does it have a fluffy dog on the cover? Or does it have a comical tone? If so, it's probably a cozy, which is safe.
Visit the author's website. Websites tell a lot about the author and their books. That's there purpose. Often, you can download sample chapters from the author's website for free. There is no better way to know if the book is suitable than to read part of it yourself.
I guess this also begs another question, which the friend who chewed me out was actually suggesting. Are murder mysteries suitable for twelve-year olds? Well, the only way I can answer that is by pointing out that I was reading murder mysteries when I was twelve and I turned out okay.
Depends on who you ask.
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R. K. Avery