Thursday, December 12, 2013

It's so cold outside...

Today is December 12th and it is really cold where I live.  The thermometer in the house registered 9 degrees.  At least it’s not windy which would make it much worse but I did hear on the radio the weatherman said it is the coldest it has been in 20 years.  I find that hard to believe but that’s what they said. 

Anyway, this got me to thinking.  People have sayings that have been passed down from generation to generation and I was curious about the “It’s so cold outside …”sayings.


So I went in search of some cute sayings just to explain exactly how cold it is.  One good one I heard just recently (and this may be a little PG rated) is “It is so cold outside I accidentally keyed someone’s car with my nipples.”  It’s cute.  Admit it.  You smiled.

But let’s get on with some more cute sayings that will hopefully make you smile.

It’s so cold outside …

I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
A local flasher was caught describing himself to women.
You light a candle and the flame freezes.
You open the refrigerator to heat the house.
Your shadow freezes to the sidewalk.
Mailmen and paper boys look out for both dogs and polar bears.
Igloos come with a lifetime guarantee.
The fire hydrant is begging for a dog to pee on it.
The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.

Okay, that’s about it for today.  Stay warm!

R. K. Avery
@RKAvery1

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Book Blast - The Flight of the Griffin by Author C. M. Gray



About the Author:


Born in England, C.M. Gray spent most of his youth growing up in the Essex countryside. A beautiful part of England, close to the Suffolk border, but he was born with the need to expand his horizons, so as soon as he could get a passport at the age of just seventeen he packed a backpack and went exploring!

A slightly risky decision, and one his parents were not too taken with, yet a number of years later he is still traveling…. but with a slightly larger bag. Over the years, C.M.Gray has been lucky enough to live and travel in many many parts of the world, met some incredible people and experienced some amazing places. In fact, he has now lived for more years outside of England than he ever spent living there – It is, after all, a very big and exciting world!

During his journey he worked and trained as a carpenter and a house restorer… picked more types of fruit over the years than he knew existed - from grapes in France to avocados in Israel. After living in Israel for a year, he was lucky enough to be invited to travel with the Bedouin in the Sanai desert for several months and then moved on travelled around India and then called a Buddhist monastery in the Himalayan Mountains home. A short while later he had changed tact, bought a suit and did a stint as a stock broker in the clamor of central Hong Kong.

To celebrate the millennium he traveled back to Europe, then found and restored an old farmhouse in deep rural Burgundy, France… but then looked to the open road and spent an number of years in Amsterdam… but the winters were cold so he went south again in search of the sun.

Always vowing to return and sink some roots back in English soil... he hasn’t quite got there yet, but maybe someday, it seems there are just too many interesting places out there to see first! He does, however, live a little closer to England now, just outside of Barcelona in Northern Spain, in the middle of the forest with his dogs and two wonderful children, he claims the Pyrenean mountains and forests of northern Spain are a great place to write and let his mind do the traveling.

As you will have noticed, his writing is mostly fantasy and he says that many of his experiences in Asia, India, Africa and the Middle East come to life in his writing. He has seen and done some pretty strange things on his travels, and bumped into some amazing characters, so writing fantasy is almost like writing fact for him… you just wouldn’t believe it if he presented it as fact – there are people and things out there in this world of ours that would simply amaze you!

His latest book is the mystery/thriller The Flight of the Griffin.

To explore his life and writing more, please visit his webpage and blog at https://author-cmgray.blogspot.com

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About the Book:


Title: The Flight of the Griffin
Genre: Young Adult Fantasy
Author: C.M. Gray
Publisher: C.M. Gray
Pages: 219
Language: English
ISBN: 9781471750359
The Kingdom is dying…

The Darkness is coming… the balance between Order and Chaos is rapidly shifting and the world is falling towards evil and horror, and all misery that Chaos will bring.

But there is hope…

Pardigan’s had enough, he’s only 12, but he’s breaking into the home of one of Freya's richest merchants... and he’s doing it tonight…

A burglary that will change their lives forever sets four friends upon a quest, a race against time, to locate three magical objects and complete an ancient and desperate spell.

Sailing their boat The Griffin, the crew are quickly pursued by The Hawk, an evil bounty hunter and master of dark sorcery, and Belial, King of Demons and champion of Chaos who seeks to rule the world of man… yet first he must capture the crew of The Griffin and end their quest… 

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Happy reading and remember, books make wonderful Christmas gifts!

R. K. Avery
@RKAvery1

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Origin of Why Christmas is Celebrated on December 25th

No date is given in the Bible as to the actual birthday of Jesus but we have decided to celebrate it on December 25th each year.  The first record of Christmas being celebrated on December 25th was in 336AD.  A few years later, Pope Julius I officially declared December 25th as the day of celebration for the birth of Jesus.



There are many different traditions and reasons why December 25th was chosen.  Some say Mary was told on March 25th she would have a very special baby and his name would be called Jesus.  Nine months from March 25th is December 25th.

December 25th also might have been chosen because the Winter Solstice took place in December around the 25th so it was a time when people celebrated anyway.  The Winter Solstice is the shortest day of the year so to the pagans, this was a sign that winter was over and spring was on the way so they had a huge festival to celebrate it.    

The Jewish festival of Lights, called Hanukkah, begins on the 25th of Kislev (the month in the Jewish calendar that coincides with December). Jesus was Jewish so this could be another reason December 25th was chosen for the celebration of his birth.

The name 'Christmas' comes from the Mass of Christ. A Mass service is where Christians remember that Jesus died for us and then came back to life. So we get the name Christ-Mass, shortened to Christmas.  One of my biggest pet peeves is when people write X-Mas instead of Christmas.  In my opinion, that is taking “Christ” out of Christmas and without him, there would be no holiday to celebrate. 


All I can say is Happy Birthday Jesus!

R. K. Avery
www.rkaverybooks.com
@RKAvery1

Monday, December 9, 2013

Book Blast - Wifey by Author Fey Ugokwe



About the Book:

When life as a curiously paired, young married couple in California--in the midst of a growing state and national economic crisis--becomes literally unworkable, Rodney, an earnestly toiling, playboy of a husband, unilaterally determines that he and P.V., his ambitious but naive, exotic wife, should relocate to Texas. So P.V., a struggling sophomore realtor and avid foodie, and Rodney, a newly unemployed marketer and sports addict, sell virtually everything they own and embark upon a downsized existence in the heart of North Texas--Dallas. But an eerie and horrifying morning dream that P.V. previously experienced becomes a dark and ever-unfurling, pain-filled prophesy that ultimately threatens the very foundations of their humanity. Sex, depravity, despair, and an uneven pavement of good intentions lead to a black, one-way road with a shocking and hair-raising end.

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Title: Wifey
Author: Fey Ugokwe
Genre:  Contemporary Fiction
Publisher: Pink Purse International
Pages: 154
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0615764908
ISBN-13: 978-0615764900

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Book Excerpt:

But then one day, unexpectedly, the sun rose sweepingly black upon the state—and it wasn’t the only one—and they awoke to find themselves holding onto nothing but what was standing in three dimensions, and what little they had jointly saved. They had eagerly spent—as if single college co-eds—without much store-housing, always encouraged by the reality that together, they could easily generate sufficient and more. So, in the fresh darkness, their carefree, economic togetherness began to crack, splinter, web. It all started when on a Monday, Rodney’s bosses assigned him to train a new marketing team member from their New York office, and then summarily that Friday, swiftly laid him—and his entire marketing unit—off, except for the one employee he had been forced to mentor. The fragmenting downspiral continued with P.V. realizing that the once flock of eager, wild-eyed buyers had run, scattering well deep, into hiding. Accordingly, she helplessly—an additionally, inexperienced one—watched as her real estate-for-sale listings inventory rolled and aging sat, month after nail-biting month. Resultantly, for income, the two began to snatch away anxiously at the rest of their dwindling, pea-sized savings, and at the vapors of P.V.’s plummeting realtor commissions. 

Suddenly, the two together were thinking older, living older—too much older than their individual years. They began redefining the meaning of frills, and withholding those like penny-pinching pensioners, things they once thought of as basics, that they used to, in better times, allow themselves without blinking. And so, they were struggling to maintain no longer the burgeoning, middle income luxe that they had begun to build, but dearly, just the very safe that they had at least, once been. Yet, somehow, the very last to be redefined—to go—were Rodney’s expensive man-crew weekends away to revel, and the first to be jettisoned, long before the redefining, P.V.’s buffering girlfriend trips to cook and soothingly dine. And then one day, in the choking grit and dust wake of it all, for the first time—inclusive of the days of their respective singlehoods—they were broke, miserable, and officially stuck with someone. They were left id-minded, like runaway children caught up in a typhoon at blind-side—force-dragged into an undertowing cycle downward and downward still, eyes squeezed shut intermittently and little arms looped, each round the other’s, league by league in the under together.

                                                                    ****

Rodney awoke with a jolting, eyes-up-open-in-a-flash, start. It was as if a hypnotist had bid him loudly, firmly to wake up—snapping fingers together with an equal harsh force, to facilitate his return to full reason. His eyes were the only part of him that first moved, and he let them do the work as he lay there—rest of body static—by increments perceiving, breathing in the morn. Yellow-white rays of California sun were just beginning to stream slightly in through the luxe, half-slanted open, teal linen blinds. They shifted to illuminate too, the lower tips of the matching, clean-lines-contemporary window treatments that neatly boxed both windows. At an angle out like a tipping domino, the elongated shadow of the window loomed on the pristine—and real—white oak floorboards. Rodney twisted slightly to ease a twinge of pain, the minor injury a result of having slipped and almost fallen the night before, on the pristine, white and grey marble tiles that paved his and P.V.’s master bathroom. P.V. was a heavy head to his chest, her mass of black, medium-length, hot-curled hair almost neatly contained in the crook of his elbow. She was still breathing in the realm of sleep, but her little body was tossing and gesturing at intervals, as if walking and acting in that unseen world. And at that very moment, in fact, forever unbeknownst to him, P.V. was indeed dreaming—of Nani. 

In the dream, Nani appeared physically as her normal self: she was a beautiful—almost brown—bent-forward-midway-at-the-waist and thin, but wide-bodied, woman. Her parabolic bearing always made her seem as if she were perpetually giving salaam, a condition caused by her incorrigibly poor posture as a girl, and the late stages of osteoporosis in her end years. Her smooth, black hair was parted in the middle, and streaked with coarser, fly-away strands of white, all disappearing into a long braid that peeked out again near her waist. She was standing in Trinidad, outside P.V.’s parent’s first home together, in an alcove portion off the veranda that was sheltered by the low, Spanish-tiled roof of the house. In the distance, P.V. could see the blanched sands of the beach, and the sparkling, green-blue waters rolling and retreating on its thin lip. But Nani was oddly barefoot—and alarmingly sheathed from top to bottom in a white sheet that was wound about her body in sections, as if on a mummy. She was muttering and curved over a roti flat pan and board, spindly fingers slightly floured and glistening from the oil mix. One roti was already sizzling on the flat pan, and to her left, there was a large, white china plate with a royal blue pattern, heaped high with all that she had previously cooked. 

The sky suddenly darkened into a night, with a large, spinning patch of daylight in the distance—and bright, rich, almost blindingly deep-blue flowers began to fall out of the air to everywhere. The blooms, each as if clovers springing out their vivid blossoms from a single stalk, dropped on top of Nani’s head and onto her shoulders, immediately bouncing off on impact to the area around her. And they fell onto the food and preparation table, sticking into the mixing bowl containing the remainder dough, and blanketed the entire surface of the ground and tiled veranda floor. One huge stalk fell violently and lodged behind Nani’s ear, its tip caught in her hooped, gold earring. 

And Nani seemed to abruptly become aware of P.V’s presence—whipping about sideways to face her, straightening completely up from the waist as would have been impossible for her, braid jerking to and fro with the immediacy of the motion. In her right hand was the stack of roti, topped with the new roti that had been in the pan—which was still gleaming—a flaky, beckoning nourishment, slightly charred and golden in spots. And grunting, face ashen and gaunt, she extended the breads to P.V., wrinkled right hand shaking out an urgency for her to take them. But when P.V. reached for that right hand, Nani moaned and extended her left, which—flesh inexplicably missing in parts—began to gush a dark red blood, thick from the palm and up over like discovered crude oil, from deep within its center.


About the Author:

 Fey Ugokwe was born in Washington, D.C., to immigrant parents--one from British Guiana, South America, and the other from Nigeria, West Africa. She was subsequently raised in Pennsylvania, and attended both college and law school in Massachusetts. Fey is an attorney, and the founder of a socially-conscious media activity. At the age of three, she was taught to read and write by her maternal grandmother, a British-trained schoolteacher, and has been writing fiction and poetry since a child. She received her formal training in novel writing, genre fiction writing, contemporary fiction writing, and political fiction writing in Massachusetts, where her professors included renowned authors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Her interests are, namely, in genre, contemporary, and political fiction, and she has a strong interest in uniquely combining the essences of the three, in order to highlight the underpinnings of the human experience.

Her latest book is the contemporary fiction, Wifey.

Visit her website at www.pinkpurseinternational.net.

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R. K. Avery
www.rkaverybooks.com
@RKAvery1

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Origin of Mistletoe

I found an awesome website that has explanations of all things Christmas.  Snippets of today's post can be found at http://www.whychristmas.com/customs/mistletoe.shtml

So what is Mistletoe and what does it have to do with kissing?  Mistletoe is a plant that grows on willow and apple trees (really?) The tradition of hanging it in the house goes back to the times of the ancient Druids. It was thought it possessed mystical powers which brought good luck to the household and help ward off evil spirits.  It seems people back in ancient times were very superstitious and always worried about evil spirits, doesn't it? 


So where does the kissing fit in?  Well, in Norse mythology it was used as a sign of love and friendship so that's where the custom of kissing under the Mistletoe comes from.

When the first Christians came to Western Europe, some tried to ban the use of Mistletoe as a decoration in churches but many still used it.  In fact, a church in the UK used to hold a special Mistletoe Service in the winter, where wrong doers in the city could come and be pardoned.

The custom of kissing under Mistletoe comes from England. The original custom was that a berry was picked from the sprig of Mistletoe before the person could be kissed and when all the berries were gone, there could be no more kissing!

The name mistletoe comes from two Anglo Saxon words 'Mistel' (which means dung) and 'tan' (which means) twig or stick! So you could translate Mistletoe as 'poo on a stick'!!! Not exactly romantic is it!

May you end up under the Mistletoe with someone worth kissing!

R. K. Avery
@RKAvery1

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Origin of the Holiday Wreath

With the holiday season upon us, there are so many things that we do just because we always have.  Why do we put up a tree?  Why do we put lights on the tree?  Why do we hang a wreath on our door?  Why do you have to kiss if you get caught under the mistletoe?  Who is Santa Clause?  Why do we only see poinsettias at Christmas time?  I thought it might be a good idea to do some research and find out the answers to these questions.  So hold on to your undies as today’s post is the origin of the holiday wreath. 


In ancient Rome, people used decorative wreaths as a sign of victory. Some believe that this is where the hanging of wreaths on doors came from.  The origins of the Advent wreath are found in the folk practices of the pre-Christian Germanic peoples who, during the cold December darkness of Eastern Europe, gathered wreaths of evergreen and lighted fires as signs of hope in a coming spring and renewed light. Christians kept these popular traditions alive, and by the 16th century Catholics and Protestants throughout Germany used these symbols to celebrate their Advent hope in Christ, the everlasting Light. From Germany the use of the Advent wreath spread to other parts of the Christian world.

Traditionally, the wreath is made of four candles in a circle of evergreens with a fifth candle in the middle. Three candles are violet and the fourth is rose, but four white candles or four violet candles can also be used. Each day at home, the candles are lighted, perhaps before the evening meal-- one candle the first week, and then another each succeeding week until December 25th. A short prayer may accompany the lighting of each candle. The last candle is the middle candle. The lighting of this candle takes place on Christmas Eve. It represents Jesus Christ being born.

Today you can find wreaths in just about any color and theme.  I hang a spring wreath on my door with brightly colored flowers.  In the summer I hang a wreath that is red, white and blue in honor of our country and freedom.  I have a fall wreath that has pumpkins and gourds.  Finally, I have a Christmas wreath that lights up and is filled with gold ribbons and bulbs of holiday colors.  My sister has one that has snowmen on it and my mother just hangs a douglas fir wreath that gives off a pine scent. 

May you find the perfect wreath that warms your heart!

R. K. Avery
www.rkaverybooks.com
@RKAvery1

Monday, December 2, 2013

Black Friday Shopping

I remember the first Black Friday I went out shopping.  It was 1998.  We were in southern Ohio visiting my parents for Thanksgiving when we looked at the ad papers.  We saw that Wal-Mart had Ferbies which were the HOT toy of the season.  Our thought was we would go and each of us buy one and then try and sell them for a profit. 


Four of us got up at some horrible early morning hour, dressed for the frozen tundra and set off to get in line at Wal-Mart.  We got there around 4 AM and the store opened at 6 AM.  At that time this was not a 24/7 Wal-Mart so we actually had to stand outside, in twenty degree weather, in a mass of people seemingly with the same idea as conversations could be overheard. 

Surprisingly time went quickly and I still remember when those doors opened.  You’ve heard the phrase “door busters” well we were a bunch of door busters.  I can still hear the sound of my feet hitting the tile floor as I ran the most important race of my life.  Everyone’s faces were filled with determination and I can see the entire event unfold in my mind in slow motion.  Wal-Mart workers were standing off to the side watching the race with huge smiles on their faces.


Of course where we were all running to, we didn’t know as they didn’t have them in TOYS like you would suspect.  Instead someone was standing nearby in electronics with boxes full of the highly coveted Ferbie.  My group was still together, with the exception of Mom who got lost somewhere.  We stood in line hoping to get what we came for and we did.  Three of us got Ferbies and we took whichever one was offered; this was no time to be picky.  Mom said she was laughing so hard she had to step aside as the crowd threatened to mall her in a stampede. 

Then, once we got a Ferbie, we had to guard them with our life as people were stealing them out of other people’s carts.  But we made it out alive, three Ferbies in hand at a cost of $29.95 each.  Now to find someone who might want to take them off our hands for a slight profit.  Of course this was before eBay and other on-line auction sites so I had to place a classified ad in the newspaper.  Talk about old school; I placed an ad in the Plain Dealer asking $50 each for the Ferbies.  We had one taker.  Another I sold to a co-worker for $39.95 and the last one we gave to my sister-in-law since her daughter had asked Santa for one and they couldn’t be found anywhere.

So that’s my story.  Now each year, instead of Black Friday, we call it Ferbie Hunting Season.  We look at the ad papers and set off to find the perfect “Ferbie”.  This year my daughter and I went Ferbie hunting at Kohl’s.  They had a Gloria Vanderbilt duffle bag, regular price $99.99 on sale for $19.99.  They opened at 8 PM on Thanksgiving and I could not believe the amount of people standing in line waiting for the doors to open.  It brought back fond memories of my first Ferbie Hunt; and as the case with the first one, I bagged a “Ferbie”.

May you find the perfect “Ferbie” and have memories that last a lifetime.

R. K. Avery
@RKAvery1